Stats:
Greatest Award: Most Stoic Flattop Ever
Best Movie: Big Trouble in Little China
Weird Fact:
Auditioned for the role of Hans Solo in Star Wars, but lost out to Harrison Ford
Taking Self too Seriously Award:
Runner up to Sean Penn
This flattop is flat out intimidating. It pretty much says, "I'm Kurt Russell, you better not "F" with me, or I'll laugh at you, and then if I feel like it's even worth my time, I'll "F" you up . . . so you better just "F"-off. Kurt Russell Mother "F"-er!" This Flat-top also bleeds red, white and blue. It pretty much defines the greatness of America. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Kurt Russell in all his glory.